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I’m LOVING the crazy-tall high heel trend. More, I say, MORE! September 29, 2008

The women of Hollywood are in an arms race, ladies and gentlemen, and deadly-tall high heels are the weapons of choice.  I’m loving it.  First of all, they look sexy as HELL.  Second of all, how much FUN it is to watch all these ridiculously rich, gorgeous, famous celebrities teeter around in ever more ridiculous footwear?

First, Gwyneth hit the Iron Man promotional world tour in like 12 pairs of ridiculous stilettos.  There were a few of the best:

 

Alexander McQueen stilettos.

Alexander McQueen stilettos.

I love the $820 nude lace-print stilettos by Italian designer Giuseppe Zanotti.

I love the $820 nude lace-print stilettos by Italian designer Giuseppe Zanotti.

The Burberry black lace-up patent leather stilettos are my fave.  Sexy, no?

The Burberry black lace-up patent leather stilettos are my fave. Sexy, no?

 

Then Lily Allen decided to bring it:  

 

What's up, bitches?

What's up bitches?

 

And again, with these delicious creations:  

 

Cesare Paciotti Harlequin Platforms.  Gorgeous!

Cesare Paciotti Harlequin Platforms. Gorgeous!

 

And THEN, Posh Spice was like, “Fuck all y’all,” and launched her fragrance in these.  They’re so high, there IS NO HEEL!  

 

Heel-less boots by English-Italian designer Berardi.

Heel-less boots by English-Italian designer Berardi.

 

Awesome.

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