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Sweet Jesus, Lindsay Lohan wants a baby. October 3, 2008

Lindsay Lohan wants to adopt a baby with her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson, according the new issue of Marie Claire magazine.  They’ve JUST come out of the closet as a couple, so the next logical step is clearly a celebrity adoption.  After all, why would people care about her now that the gay quesiton has been answered?  Apparently she wants either “a child in need or a newborn from another country. I’m not sure yet.”  Lordy.

How is this a good idea? This bitch has been in rehab like nine times in the past two years (that’s a totally made-up figure, by the way, so don’t quote me.  But for real – it’s a lot.), her family is a complete disaster, and we have pictures of suspicious cuts on her arms – indicating self-harm – from mere months ago.  Not only that, but she’s reportedly off the wagon again hardcore, partying with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson at all her DJ gigs.  NEWSFLASH:  babies are not hobbies!  They are something you commit to loving and caring for for the rest of your life.  FFS.

She's stunning, I'll admit.  But stunningly ready to raise a child?  HELL to the NO.

She's stunning, I'll admit. But stunningly ready to raise a child? HELL to the NO.

Lindsay and her man recently enjoyed the waves in sunny Mexico.  Having admitted to their relationship, they were finally able to be as lovey and affectionate as they wanted.

Not that they weren’t before, but whatever.

Lohan & Ronson, before admitting they were together.  No worries gals, NO ONE KNEW.

Lohan & Ronson, before admitting they were together. No worries gals, NO ONE KNEW.

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Apparently Lindsay Lohan is a hot damn mess…again September 24, 2008

This makes me sad.  Because despite the fact that she’s sort of a brainless tramp, she is beautiful in an old Hollywood starlet kind of way, and I can’t help but think she’s cute.  Also, since I dig the girls too, I’m obviously pleased by the recent turn of events.  Skinny Mantha isn’t that cute, but whatever.

But QUIT CUTTING YOURSELF!  I’m SICK of it!  You make thousands of dollars, mostly just for being beautiful, and you get to do whatever you want.  So shut the hell up & quit being tragic!  I’m done with it.

 

Totally hot, right?

What the hell, Lindsay?!  Take CARE of yourself baby girl!

Wtf Lindsay? Take CARE of yourself, baby girl!

 

 I guess this is marginal progress if this is the alternative.

 

I seriously missed her curves during this terrible stage.

I seriously missed her curves during this terrible stage.

I just wish she was taking better care of herself.  Where is Mean Girls Lindsay!?

(Sidenote: doesn’t she look strangely pregnant in that picture?)

 

 

 

Lindsay Lohan admits to being gay! September 23, 2008

Samantha Ronson, Lindsay’s unofficial beau of several months, called into the radio show Loveline last night to speak with DJ Ted Stryker about the plane crash that DJ AM and Travis Barker recently survived.

At the end of their chat, after Samantha had passed the phone to Lindsay, Stryker inconspicuously threw in the question, “Now, you guys, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Like two years? One year? Five months? Two months?”

Lohan answered, “A…very long time.”

“I hope you guys stay together, you’re a very lovely looking couple,” Stryker responded, to which Lindsay replied, “Thank you very much.”

Duh.

Duh.

He must be pretty impressed with himself to have gotten the the first confirmation that Lindsay’s a bonifide lezzie!  Not that it wasn’t painfully obvious with their constant canoodling and not-so-undercover myspace posts, but all the same – cheers!

Awww...hollezzies.

Awww...hollezzies.