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Princesses Fug & Fuglier, at your service. October 3, 2008

Poor Sarah Ferguson.  I’m going to be really sad if my kids are as unfortunate as hers are.  Because let’s face it – there’s no way you can’t take that shit personally.

 

Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie @ the launch of Form, a luxury menswear brand designed by Petra Ecclestone - the 19-year-old daughter of F1 millionaire Bernie Ecclestone.

Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie @ the launch of Form, a luxury menswear brand designed by Petra Ecclestone - the 19-year-old daughter of F1 millionaire Bernie Ecclestone.

At least Eugenie dresses moderately, doesn’t have crazy eyes, and knows to keep her mouth shut.  Princess Beatrice, on the other hand, is dressed in an apron (as befits a redheaded stepchild).  Can’t she afford a stylist?  I don’t understand!

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Fugalicious Fergie-spawn September 29, 2008

Ok.  I don’t mean to be mean, but seriously: Princess Beatrice is NOT CUTE.

Witness and be converted:

 

This weekend, at a London pub w/ friends.

This weekend, at a London pub w/ friends.

Not convinced?  Here’s further proof that the the Duchess of York’s daughter is something of a butter face. 

 

Beatrice and her mom, Fergie.

Beatrice and her mom, Fergie.

Don’t princesses get etiquette lessons?  WHY IS HER MOUTH ALWAYS OPEN?