Poor Sarah Ferguson. I’m going to be really sad if my kids are as unfortunate as hers are. Because let’s face it – there’s no way you can’t take that shit personally.
At least Eugenie dresses moderately, doesn’t have crazy eyes, and knows to keep her mouth shut. Princess Beatrice, on the other hand, is dressed in an apron (as befits a redheaded stepchild). Can’t she afford a stylist? I don’t understand!