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Christina Aguilera has been looking like a TRANNY. October 5, 2008

Christina, what is going on with your makeup lately?  You look.  Like a tranny.

 

Hot mess.

Hot mess.

 

OMG, seriously.  Who is doing her makeup!?

OMG, seriously. Who is doing her makeup!?

 

I guess I’m not THAT surprised though.  Miss Chris is not exactly known for her subtle fashion sense. Remember this?

 

There just isn't a good excuse for that hair.  That ass, on the other hand...

There just isn't a good excuse for that hair. That ass, on the other hand...

 I miss smokin’ hot Christina.  Come back mami!

 

Hey sexy!

Hey sexy!

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Posh launches new perfume in crazy tall pleather boots September 28, 2008

Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham, and her husband of nine years – international soccer star David Beckham, launched their matching new perfumes today at the Macy’s at Herald Square (NYC).  There was such a clamor to see them at the Beckham Signature Perfume launch that the crowds apparently stopped traffic.  One look at Posh, though, and you’ll understand why:

 

Um...HOW IS SHE STANDING UP?

Um...HOW IS SHE STANDING UP?

Here’s a closer look at the madness that is Posh:

I wonder how many burly, muscle-bound, dextrous men it took her to get into those boots.  They are UNREASONABLY tight.  

But hot.  It’s true.

The boots were designed by English-Italian designer Berardi, a long-time friend of the Beckhams who also made their post-wedding outfits nine years ago.  The 40-year old fashionista says that while the women are often daunted at first, they walk out feeling like they’re wearing a normal (well, normal 5 & 1/2″) high-heeled shoe.  Says Berardi, “They’re perfectly balanced”.

 

Amy Winehouse is freaking DISGUSTING September 25, 2008

 

Cracky McSnortHouse

Cracky McSnortHouse

 

Why are all the best talents out there total lunatics and druggies?  So sad.  The latest in the ongoing trash heap that is Amy Winehouse’s life is that she’s apparently been returning borrowed designer gowns covered in puke and mold.  

SERIOUSLY?  Who does that?  You have to be in a real state to not even consider getting the fucking things dry-cleaned before you return them.  Filthy!

 

Amy supposedly missed her own birthday party b/c she feels TOO UGLY.  DUH!

Amy supposedly missed her own birthday party b/c she feels TOO UGLY. DUH!

 

The UK Sun spoke to an insider, who revealed, “Harvey Nichols [a fancy British department store] loaned Amy £25k’s worth of silk and satin dresses. Unfortunately, while wearing one of the frocks, she went on an all-night bender. She ended up in the loos, where she was violently sick. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty. She eventually couriered them back on Monday, but didn’t wrap them separately. So sick had gone on all the clothes. Even worse, green, furry mould had developed on some gowns, making them unwearable. The store publicists weren’t best pleased. They send stuff out to celebs all the time, but it never gets into such a state. I doubt Amy will be sent any more designer gear for a while and the store has now asked for its £25k back.”

 

Apparently Lindsay Lohan is a hot damn mess…again September 24, 2008

This makes me sad.  Because despite the fact that she’s sort of a brainless tramp, she is beautiful in an old Hollywood starlet kind of way, and I can’t help but think she’s cute.  Also, since I dig the girls too, I’m obviously pleased by the recent turn of events.  Skinny Mantha isn’t that cute, but whatever.

But QUIT CUTTING YOURSELF!  I’m SICK of it!  You make thousands of dollars, mostly just for being beautiful, and you get to do whatever you want.  So shut the hell up & quit being tragic!  I’m done with it.

 

Totally hot, right?

What the hell, Lindsay?!  Take CARE of yourself baby girl!

Wtf Lindsay? Take CARE of yourself, baby girl!

 

 I guess this is marginal progress if this is the alternative.

 

I seriously missed her curves during this terrible stage.

I seriously missed her curves during this terrible stage.

I just wish she was taking better care of herself.  Where is Mean Girls Lindsay!?

(Sidenote: doesn’t she look strangely pregnant in that picture?)

 

 

 

Clay Aiken is gay: another “duh” moment in history

This is a big week for celebrities “officially” coming out of the closet.  First Lindsay admitted that she and her partner, DJ Samantha Ronson, have been dating for “a very long time”, and now Clay Aiken has FINALLY come out of the closet!

Duh.

Still, I respected his right to stay in the closet until he was ready to make his sexual preference confirmed public knowlege, and I respect and appreciate the reason he chose to finally come clean.

“It was the first decision I made as a father,” Aiken, 29, told PEOPLE magazine after the August 8th birth of his son Parker. “I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things. I wasn’t raised that way, and I’m not going to raise a child to do that.”

Amen!

Aiken, with his son Parker.

Aiken, with his son Parker.

The birth of his son was a pretty big tip-off about his sexuality, as far as the public was concerned, as little Parker was conceived via in vitro fertilization with music producer Jaymes Foster, his best friend of many years.  He shared his concerns that it might be a bit difficult for his adoring fans to take in, saying, “Whether it be having a child out of wedlock, or whether it be simply being a homosexual, it’s going to be a lot.”  I’m not sure he’s giving his fans enough credit though.  Particularly since after years of speculation (and musical theatre performances), I don’t think many of them will be surprised.

Yep.  Definitely straight.

Yep. Definitely straight.

Aiken said that even his born-again Christian mother has been supportive, despite her initial shock, since he came out to her four years ago.  He says, “She still struggles with things quite a bit, but she’s come a long way.”  Hopefully his fans can be just as supportive.  After all, honesty shouldn’t be punished!  He is an example of what it is like to be true to yourself and honest to the people who love and support you – both very Christian virtues.

My favorite part of his interview with People Magazine, however, was his discussion of whether or not he things his son will have the same inclinations: “I have no idea if he’ll be gay or straight. It’s not something I’ll have anything to do with, or that he’ll have anything to do with. It’s already probably up inside the code there … No matter what the situation you’re in, if you’re raised in a loving environment, that’s the most important thing.”

So true, and way to be an awesome parent Clay.  Congratulations!