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Stars come out for Women In Hollywood Tribute October 7, 2008

The ladies really came together last night for Elle magazine’s 15th annual Women in Hollywood Tribute.  Some of them were as fashion fabulous as always, while others were … not.  Let the glamour begin:

“HOT” COUTURE:

Nicole Kidman, in a gorgeous green dress & salmon heels.  My favorite part, however, is the stylish oversized clutch!

Nicole Kidman, in a gorgeous green dress & salmon heels. My favorite part, however, is the stylish over-sized clutch!

Anne Hathaway, stunning as usual.

Anne Hathaway, stunning as usual. Check out the foxy shoes!

Halle Berry.  The dress is a bit unusual, and not doing amazing things for her post-Nahla tummy.  That being said, it's a beautiful silhouette, something the red carpet hasn't seen, and - of course - she's pulling it off.

Halle Berry. The dress is a bit unusual, and not doing amazing things for her post-Nahla tummy. That being said, it's a beautiful silhouette, something the red carpet hasn't seen, and - of course - she's pulling it off.

NOT COUTURE:

This dress is sooooooo boring, shapeless, unflattering, and unfashionable.  Also, I'm sort of just sick of Eva Mendes' FACE.

TThis dress is sooooooo boring, shapeless, unflattering, and unfashionable. Also, I'm sort of just sick of Eva Mendes' FACE.

It's not so much that I hate this dress as that I hate Nicolette Sheridan.  She has such a nasty, conniving face.  She also doesn't know how to carry herself.  No matter what she's wearing, it reads "I'm a cougar.  I'm still sexy.  Do me!"  Gross.

It's not so much that I hate this dress as that I hate Nicolette Sheridan. She has such a nasty, conniving face. She also doesn't know how to carry herself. No matter what she's wearing, it reads "I'm a cougar. I'm still sexy. Do me!" Gross.

Ok - this one is totally the dress' fault.  I love Jenny McCarthy, but there is too much happening on this dress.  It looks she intercepted some curtains bound for a Victorian museum somewhere.  Suffocating and overly elaborate.

Ok - this one is totally the dress' fault. I love Jenny McCarthy, but there is too much happening on this dress. It looks she intercepted some curtains bound for a Victorian museum somewhere. Suffocating and overly elaborate.

 

Christina Aguilera has been looking like a TRANNY. October 5, 2008

Christina, what is going on with your makeup lately?  You look.  Like a tranny.

 

Hot mess.

Hot mess.

 

OMG, seriously.  Who is doing her makeup!?

OMG, seriously. Who is doing her makeup!?

 

I guess I’m not THAT surprised though.  Miss Chris is not exactly known for her subtle fashion sense. Remember this?

 

There just isn't a good excuse for that hair.  That ass, on the other hand...

There just isn't a good excuse for that hair. That ass, on the other hand...

 I miss smokin’ hot Christina.  Come back mami!

 

Hey sexy!

Hey sexy!

 

What’s up with The Killers new song, “Human”?

The Killers.

The Killers.

 

Have you guys heard The Kills new song, “Human”?  The lyrics are SO indulgent, SO self-conscious, and SO bad.  Check it out.

Human Lyrics

I did my best to notice
When the call came down the line
Up to the platform of surrender
I was brought but i was kind
And sometimes i get nervous
When i see an open door
Close your eyes 
Clear your heart…
Cut the chord

Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
My sign is vital
My hands are cold
And I’m on my knees
Looking for the answer
Are we human?
Or are we dancer?

Pay my respects to grace and virtue
Send my condolences to good
Give my reguards to sorer moments
They always did the best they could
And so long to devotion
You taught me everything i know
Wave goodbye
Wish me well..
You’ve got to let me go

Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
My sign is vital
My hands are cold
And I’m on my knees
Looking for the answers
Are we human?
Or are we dancer?

Will your system be alright
When you dream of home tonight?
There is no message we’re receiving
Let me know is your heart still beating

Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
My sign is vital
My hands are cold
And I’m on my knees
Looking for the answers

You got to let me know

Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
My sign is vital
My hands are cold
And I’m on my knees
Looking for the answers
Are we human
Or are we dancer?

Are we human?
Or are we dancer?

Are we human
Or are we dancer?

Why are the only two options of what you might be human or dancer?  Not a fan.  

Plus their performance on tonight’s Saturday Night Live show was terrible.  I said to my roommate while we were watching, “why is he so awkward”?  And I was informed that that’s Brandon Flowers’, the lead singer, appeal.  I don’t buy it.  I have to say that, after watching him perform both songs, I was a little scared.  He seems awkward to the extreme that he really had to SINGSINGSINGPERFORMDON’TTHINKABOUTITORYOUR’REGOINGTOFREAKOUT!  You know what I mean?  He’s totally pretty, but the new songs suck, and I’m sort of just not buying his shy-guy appeal.

 

Alicia Keys & Jack White drop Bond theme song video September 30, 2008

Check out the hotness that is “Another Way to Die”, the theme song for the next Bond movie that Alicia Keys and Jack White cowrote – after Amy Winehouse cracked her way out of the original commission:

(Ok – I have to admit that I wrote this post before I actually

 

Daily Dose of Cute: Celebrity Babies September 28, 2008

How. Freaking. Cute. Is Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale’s son Kingston?

 

Gwen & Kingston @ Hollywood's St. Genero Festival.

Gwen & Kingston @ Hollywood's St. Genero Festival.

This pic was taken only a week after Gwen gave birth to their second son, Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale, a month ago.  There has been speculation that Gwen & Gavin are Bob Marley fans, as baby Zuma’s strange middle name is the same as the iconic rock legend’s middle name.  Ziggy Marley, one of Bob’s sons, also gave the unusual moniker to one of his children.

 

Sluts of the week:

I don’t feel like this post needs explaining.  Picture = 1000 words, etc.

1. Tracy Bingham

Do you know that I can see your nipple?

Do you know that I can see your nipple?

2. Aubrey O’Day, again.

animal abuse & inappropriate clothing.

No surprises here: animal abuse & inappropriate clothing.

 3.  Honorary extension from last week for extreme levels of stuttification: Aubrey O’Day.

Working the pole topless for a Complex Magazine photo shoot.

Working the pole topless for a Complex Magazine photo shoot.

What a ho.  This isn't a photoshoot.  It's a normal night @ her skeevy manager's place.

What a ho. This isn't a photo shoot. This is a normal night at her skeevy manager's place.

 

Amy Winehouse is freaking DISGUSTING September 25, 2008

 

Cracky McSnortHouse

Cracky McSnortHouse

 

Why are all the best talents out there total lunatics and druggies?  So sad.  The latest in the ongoing trash heap that is Amy Winehouse’s life is that she’s apparently been returning borrowed designer gowns covered in puke and mold.  

SERIOUSLY?  Who does that?  You have to be in a real state to not even consider getting the fucking things dry-cleaned before you return them.  Filthy!

 

Amy supposedly missed her own birthday party b/c she feels TOO UGLY.  DUH!

Amy supposedly missed her own birthday party b/c she feels TOO UGLY. DUH!

 

The UK Sun spoke to an insider, who revealed, “Harvey Nichols [a fancy British department store] loaned Amy £25k’s worth of silk and satin dresses. Unfortunately, while wearing one of the frocks, she went on an all-night bender. She ended up in the loos, where she was violently sick. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty. She eventually couriered them back on Monday, but didn’t wrap them separately. So sick had gone on all the clothes. Even worse, green, furry mould had developed on some gowns, making them unwearable. The store publicists weren’t best pleased. They send stuff out to celebs all the time, but it never gets into such a state. I doubt Amy will be sent any more designer gear for a while and the store has now asked for its £25k back.”