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Kate Fugson January 6, 2009

Filed under: Celebrities,Fashion police — DesigningDiva @ 3:09 pm
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K-Fug at the premiere of Bride WarsOk, so wtf is up with this dress? First of all, the cut at the top is not doing K-Fug any favors. There is like ZERO support in that thing. She has a serious case of pancake boob, not to mention that it looks like the thing could come down at any moment because of a sheer lack of anything it could adhear itself to on Hudson’s body.

The idea of a fishtail dress is to show off curves, or to help create them. But that top is completely covering where her hips should be and it looks like it needs to be hoisted up about 4 inches and possibly worn under a smart suit with a pencil skirt or something as an “accent” piece. But as a full gown, it’s not working for me.

Also, that pattern is totally crazy. It looks like something a whimsical drag queen named Gia Metrica might wear, or something Glenn Close’s character Cruella Deville would have worn in 101 Dalmations. Next time, Hudson should stick to something a little more “safe” and leave the craziness to someone else like Chloe Sevigny or Bjork.

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Shiloh is getting so BIG! October 7, 2008

Angelina Jolie was snapped out walking with kids Pax (4), Zahara (3), and Shiloh Nouvel (2) yesterday in New Orleans, Louisiana.

Shiloh is already half the size of Angelina!  I wonder if she’ll be tall like her daddy?

 

A very Bond suprise

The Daily Mail UK (one of my fav gossip sites) is reporting that new Bond girl Gemma Arterton, who’ll be starring opposite Daniel Craig in the upcoming “Quantum of Solace” flick, was born with six fingers on each hand.

She was apparently operated on as a very young child, in order to have the extra appendages removed, but she still has little bumpy scars to remind her.

Crazy!

She has a beautiful smile, no?

She has a beautiful smile, no?

The Daily Mail also recently revealed, in a total spoiler, how Gemma’s character will die in the next Bond film.  I won’t let the cat out of the bag, but it has something to do with this:

Ay, mami!

Ay, mami!

Other than the shit theme song co-written by Alicia Keys and the White Stripes’ Jack White, I’m really pleased with the direction the Bond conglomerate has been heading lately.  I will always have a spot in my heart (and bed, let’s be honest) for Pierce Brosnan, but I never really believed he could kick some undercover ass.  Daniel Craig, on the other hand, is entirely believable.  He’s more of a Roger Moore type of Bond – rough around the edges, not formulaicly handsome, and, well, ROCK DIESEL.  Gemma is also not a standard beauty.  Her body obviously has that tall, leggy Geena Davis thing happening.  But her face is a little quirky, and to me that makes her a) a more interesting character, and b) MORE beautiful.

So, you know, good work Bond Enterprises.  Good work.  (Now get a new theme song, and pronto!)

 

First pics of Henry Story Driver, Minnie Driver’s baby boy! October 6, 2008

Little Henry Story Driver is such a cute little CHUNK!  I love it!  Wee Henry was born to Minnie Driver, best known for costarring with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck in Good Will Hunting, on September 9th.

Minnie, who is currently starring on the FX cable TV series “The Riches” with British comedian Eddie Izzard, has refused to divulge the identity of the baby daddy.  There is speculation, however, that it’s musician Craig Zolezzi.

Craig Zolezzi

Despite lots of pressure to spill the beans, Minnie has stayed strong and maintained her privacy.  She doesn’t care what anyone thinks of her having a child “out of wedlock”, and I admire for it.  She’s even gone so far as to tell the New York Post, “I’m not married and I don’t know if I’ll stay with the guy.”

You tell ’em, Minnie.

She also said, “It’s great to be an independent creature. Today you don’t need a man any more.  In the old days, a baby without marriage and people would put you out. I’m very into feeling this female thing.”

Me too!

What do you guys think?

 

Alicia Keys & Jack White drop Bond theme song video September 30, 2008

Check out the hotness that is “Another Way to Die”, the theme song for the next Bond movie that Alicia Keys and Jack White cowrote – after Amy Winehouse cracked her way out of the original commission:

(Ok – I have to admit that I wrote this post before I actually

 

Apparently Lindsay Lohan is a hot damn mess…again September 24, 2008

This makes me sad.  Because despite the fact that she’s sort of a brainless tramp, she is beautiful in an old Hollywood starlet kind of way, and I can’t help but think she’s cute.  Also, since I dig the girls too, I’m obviously pleased by the recent turn of events.  Skinny Mantha isn’t that cute, but whatever.

But QUIT CUTTING YOURSELF!  I’m SICK of it!  You make thousands of dollars, mostly just for being beautiful, and you get to do whatever you want.  So shut the hell up & quit being tragic!  I’m done with it.

 

Totally hot, right?

What the hell, Lindsay?!  Take CARE of yourself baby girl!

Wtf Lindsay? Take CARE of yourself, baby girl!

 

 I guess this is marginal progress if this is the alternative.

 

I seriously missed her curves during this terrible stage.

I seriously missed her curves during this terrible stage.

I just wish she was taking better care of herself.  Where is Mean Girls Lindsay!?

(Sidenote: doesn’t she look strangely pregnant in that picture?)

 

 

 

Nicole Kidman credits pregnancy to “miracle” waterfalls

Nicole Kidman has struggled with fertility her whole life, to the extent that when she was 25 she and Tom Cruise decided to adopt two children: Connor and Bella.  Then out of nowhere, she got pregnant last year with husband Keith Urban while filming Baz Luhrmann’s latest epic, “Australia”.

Kidman, in a promotional pic for her new film, with co-star Hugh Jackman.

Kidman, in a promotional pic for her new film, with co-star Hugh Jackman.

To what does Kidman, 41, credit the miracle of Sunday Rose, the little girl she gave birth to this past July?  The Kununurra waterfalls in Australia, where they were filming the movie.

The waters of Kununurra.

The fertile waters of Kununurra.

“Seven babies were conceived out of this film and only one was a boy. There is something up there in the Kununurra water because we all went swimming in the waterfalls, so we can call it the fertility waters now.”

Nicole & Sunday Rose this summer.

Nicole & Sunday Rose this summer.

How nutty is that?  SEVEN babies?  Nifty!