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Blast from the past: Pearl as The Landlord October 4, 2008

Another of my favorite videos.  Watch and enjoy Will Ferrell & Pearl, from FunnyorDie.com.

 

Hustler is making a spoof porn about Sarah Palin. Amazing!

I love TMZ for these types of tidbits:

Sarah Palin is officially a legend! Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike titled “Nailin’ Paylin.” The spelling is sic and so is Hustler. You betcha!


The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who “will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door.” In another scene — a flashback — “young Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!”

There’s also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.

The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.

The chick they’ve just hired to play Clinton in the three-way is well-known adult film star Nina Hartley. =)

 

I love this firstly because it’s hilarious, and secondly because it goes to the heart of the issue better than any reasoned rant by a political pundit.  Sarah Palin is popular because she’s a MILF.  The men want to do her, the women want to be her, and everyone can imagine sharing a low-cost drink with her – such as a fitty or some boxed wine.  All of which is fine and good, but THOSE ARE NOT THE QUALIFICATIONS FOR A FUTURE VICE PRESIDENT.  Hello!  

Seriously, think about it.  If Hillary Clinton had the qualifications of Sarah Palin, people would laugh her right out of the race.  Don’t even TRY to tell me they wouldn’t, because I would believe you.  Because you’d be lying.  

I’m just saying.

 

Hilarious Video: 3rd Race at the Honeymoon is Over Downs

You must watch this.  It’s pretty priceless.

 

Brooke Hogan has no taste, continued… October 3, 2008

White trash runs in the Hogan family.

Check out Brooke Hogan, at the Bejeweled Swimwear show on October 1st.

Why won't someone LOVE ME, already!?

Why won't someone just LOVE ME, already?!

Take note, all you tan-a-holics: too much fake tanning makes you look like you’re 20 years older than you are!  No one wants to date a leather face.

 

(P.S.  Did you guys see that her mom was recently arrested for speeding, 20 miles over the limit?  No joke.  And this is after her son got in such a huge speeding wreck his best friend, 22-year old John Graziano, is in a coma and will likely remain so.  What a f@#$ing douchebag.)

 

Trash, trash, trash.

Trash, trash, trash.

 

OMG, you guys. This is SO WRONG.

Thanks, failblog.org, for this tidy bit of epic FAIL!

 

God forgive me, for I have sinned.

God forgive me, for I have sinned.

I’m going to hell, for sure.

 

Because we all need a good laugh after watching the disaster that is Sarah Palin.

 

Blast from the past: the hilarious/creepy laughing quadruplets October 1, 2008

This is one of my favorite videos of all time, because it just makes me crack up.  It’s also sort of chilren-of-the-corn-ish (not unlike Abby Corn-ish, the ugly home-wrecker).

 

It’s not nearly as creepy as this video of children singing “Hail Obama”, however.  I’m not sure who thought this was going to be determining factor for the (according to CNN today) 8% of undecided voters, but seriously.  Please stop helping.