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Sweet Jesus, Lindsay Lohan wants a baby. October 3, 2008

Lindsay Lohan wants to adopt a baby with her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson, according the new issue of Marie Claire magazine.  They’ve JUST come out of the closet as a couple, so the next logical step is clearly a celebrity adoption.  After all, why would people care about her now that the gay quesiton has been answered?  Apparently she wants either “a child in need or a newborn from another country. I’m not sure yet.”  Lordy.

How is this a good idea? This bitch has been in rehab like nine times in the past two years (that’s a totally made-up figure, by the way, so don’t quote me.  But for real – it’s a lot.), her family is a complete disaster, and we have pictures of suspicious cuts on her arms – indicating self-harm – from mere months ago.  Not only that, but she’s reportedly off the wagon again hardcore, partying with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson at all her DJ gigs.  NEWSFLASH:  babies are not hobbies!  They are something you commit to loving and caring for for the rest of your life.  FFS.

She's stunning, I'll admit.  But stunningly ready to raise a child?  HELL to the NO.

She's stunning, I'll admit. But stunningly ready to raise a child? HELL to the NO.

Lindsay and her man recently enjoyed the waves in sunny Mexico.  Having admitted to their relationship, they were finally able to be as lovey and affectionate as they wanted.

Not that they weren’t before, but whatever.

Lohan & Ronson, before admitting they were together.  No worries gals, NO ONE KNEW.

Lohan & Ronson, before admitting they were together. No worries gals, NO ONE KNEW.

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson – bikini mamas on vacation. September 30, 2008

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, who recently came out as a lesbian couple to DJ Ted Stryker, on Loveline, were spotted on vacation in Mexico this week.  Even though Manthy is clearly the butch of the relationship, she’s pictured wearing a blue and pink bikini.  It sort of makes her a little more vulnerable and likable, I think.

Lindsay & her MAN, @ the beach.

Lindsay & her MAN, @ the beach.

Samantha sort of has a weird body, but Lindsay’s body is refreshingly AWESOME.  She’s totally off the wagon, but it sort of seems to agree with her, don’t you think?

Awww...

Awww...

I love that there are all these hot superstar lesbians these days.  As much as people new to to the homosexual thing tend to be more comfortable with the idea of girl on girl on a personal level, gay men were more culturally excepted in major media.  Now we have Ellen, Portia, Lindsay, Samantha, Melissa, Michele, and – unfortunately – Rosie.  Regardless, it’s awesome!

Ellen Degeneres & Portia de Rossi, who recently wed in California.

Ellen Degeneres & Portia de Rossi, who recently wed in California.

 

More unnecessary confirmation of homo-rificness: sailors are gay. September 24, 2008

 

Teehee.

Teehee.

 

Clay Aiken is gay: another “duh” moment in history

This is a big week for celebrities “officially” coming out of the closet.  First Lindsay admitted that she and her partner, DJ Samantha Ronson, have been dating for “a very long time”, and now Clay Aiken has FINALLY come out of the closet!

Duh.

Still, I respected his right to stay in the closet until he was ready to make his sexual preference confirmed public knowlege, and I respect and appreciate the reason he chose to finally come clean.

“It was the first decision I made as a father,” Aiken, 29, told PEOPLE magazine after the August 8th birth of his son Parker. “I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things. I wasn’t raised that way, and I’m not going to raise a child to do that.”

Amen!

Aiken, with his son Parker.

Aiken, with his son Parker.

The birth of his son was a pretty big tip-off about his sexuality, as far as the public was concerned, as little Parker was conceived via in vitro fertilization with music producer Jaymes Foster, his best friend of many years.  He shared his concerns that it might be a bit difficult for his adoring fans to take in, saying, “Whether it be having a child out of wedlock, or whether it be simply being a homosexual, it’s going to be a lot.”  I’m not sure he’s giving his fans enough credit though.  Particularly since after years of speculation (and musical theatre performances), I don’t think many of them will be surprised.

Yep.  Definitely straight.

Yep. Definitely straight.

Aiken said that even his born-again Christian mother has been supportive, despite her initial shock, since he came out to her four years ago.  He says, “She still struggles with things quite a bit, but she’s come a long way.”  Hopefully his fans can be just as supportive.  After all, honesty shouldn’t be punished!  He is an example of what it is like to be true to yourself and honest to the people who love and support you – both very Christian virtues.

My favorite part of his interview with People Magazine, however, was his discussion of whether or not he things his son will have the same inclinations: “I have no idea if he’ll be gay or straight. It’s not something I’ll have anything to do with, or that he’ll have anything to do with. It’s already probably up inside the code there … No matter what the situation you’re in, if you’re raised in a loving environment, that’s the most important thing.”

So true, and way to be an awesome parent Clay.  Congratulations!

 

Lindsay Lohan admits to being gay! September 23, 2008

Samantha Ronson, Lindsay’s unofficial beau of several months, called into the radio show Loveline last night to speak with DJ Ted Stryker about the plane crash that DJ AM and Travis Barker recently survived.

At the end of their chat, after Samantha had passed the phone to Lindsay, Stryker inconspicuously threw in the question, “Now, you guys, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Like two years? One year? Five months? Two months?”

Lohan answered, “A…very long time.”

“I hope you guys stay together, you’re a very lovely looking couple,” Stryker responded, to which Lindsay replied, “Thank you very much.”

Duh.

Duh.

He must be pretty impressed with himself to have gotten the the first confirmation that Lindsay’s a bonifide lezzie!  Not that it wasn’t painfully obvious with their constant canoodling and not-so-undercover myspace posts, but all the same – cheers!

Awww...hollezzies.

Awww...hollezzies.

 

I could not heart Margaret Cho more than I do RIGHT NOW. September 18, 2008

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THIS is amazing.  This is a Christian rant that is actually worth listening to!

Margaret Cho, on her blog:

“I’m a Christian, you Fuckers

All kinds of Christians are getting mad about my Sarah Palin comments, and it is pissing me off.

First of all – you fucking fake Christians – don’t fucking question my Christianity. I grew up in the church. My grandfather was a minister, who is with God now and talks to me in my dreams from God’s corner office. I am a former Sunday school teacher. I taught the Bible to children and showed them how to love God and invite him into their hearts. I believe in God – but I don’t fear him. God is my best friend. God is my ally. God is my boyfriend. God is my best fag. I am God’s fag hag cuz didn’t you know, God is a big fag. Serious bottom too. Butch in the streets, femme in the sheets. That is my God. God is my biggest fan. God gets me, dude.

God wants us all to just get along. He doesn’t give a shit about the profanity. The bitch fucking invented profanity. He thinks it is hilarious. He just wants you to talk to him, and he doesn’t care what you have to say. He just wants to keep the conversation going. Like Jay-Z, he just wants to love you. He just wants you to be able to make your own decisions. God is all about you and what you need. God is happy that you are gay. God made you fucking gay cuz he thinks it is awesome. God understands if you need to have an abortion. That is why he created abortion, on the 8th day. God accepts. God forgives. God loves all of us, even though some of us might have a problem with each other.

Don’t fucking question my Christianity you fucking idiot assholes. If you continue to have a problem, then talk to God about it, not me, you fucking racist homophobic misogynist fake Christian shitheads. God thinks it is funny that I swear so much. He said I could use his name in vain or whatever. He just wants me to use it. He loves me. So fuck you. And I guess he loves you too. Even though you are fake Christian assholes. If you were truly Christians, you would let gays get married, and send them fucking presents from Bed Bath and Beyond!

If you truly believed in Jesus, you would try to be like him and love us, fags and dykes and feminists all. God bless you, even you. You fucking fuckers.”