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Christina Aguilera has been looking like a TRANNY. October 5, 2008

Christina, what is going on with your makeup lately?  You look.  Like a tranny.

 

Hot mess.

Hot mess.

 

OMG, seriously.  Who is doing her makeup!?

OMG, seriously. Who is doing her makeup!?

 

I guess I’m not THAT surprised though.  Miss Chris is not exactly known for her subtle fashion sense. Remember this?

 

There just isn't a good excuse for that hair.  That ass, on the other hand...

There just isn't a good excuse for that hair. That ass, on the other hand...

 I miss smokin’ hot Christina.  Come back mami!

 

Hey sexy!

Hey sexy!

 

More Lacroix nuttiness. October 1, 2008

Ok, so my first thought when I saw this picture was, “Is that Lisa Marie?”

NOT a good sign.

There is WAY too much going on here.

There is WAY too much going on here.

Although maybe it’s more the sulky face that reminds me of Lisa Marie.  If she didn’t scoop this number up, however, I’m sure Cher or Celine Dion would be ON it!

 

Oh, Karl Lagerfeld.

It’s good to know the old coot still has a sense of humor.

Part of the Karl Lagerfeld RTW Spring 2009 Collection, at Paris Fashion Week today.

Part of the Karl Lagerfeld RTW Spring 2009 Collection, at Paris Fashion Week today.

This collection is totally Aeon Flux, don’t you think?

Miss Charlize would look sick in this!

Miss Charlize is the only person I can think of who might be able to make this look work. Ready to wear, my ass.

See what I mean?

See what I mean?

 

Only Dita could pull this off…

Gorgeous, glamorous, and totally her own woman, Dita Von Teese rocks the red carpet at the Patrick DeMarchelier Exposition in Paris, France (9/29/08).

The one and only Dita Von Teese.

The one and only Dita Von Teese.

Although you know she had a front-row seat, and was calmly preventing everyone behind her from seeing the show.   Oh well.  I guess that’s your right when you put in that much work being fabulous for the world’s entertainment.

Update: More Dita at Paris’ fashion week.  Here she is at the Gaultier show.

Class act.

What a class act, and I LOVE those shoes. Sexy!

 

The hat thing, on the other hand, is NOT working for me. September 29, 2008

This is SO ugly, you guys.  So ugly.

 

Former O.C. stars Mischa Barton & Rachel Bilson, both in awful hats/hairdos this past week.

Former O.C. stars Mischa Barton & Rachel Bilson, both in awful hats/hairdos this past week.

 

What I would do to be in the middle of THAT sexy sandwich.

I can’t handle the hotness.

Lily Allen (singer, drunky, high-heel-wearing cutiepie), Dita Von Teese (Burlesque Dancer/Model, Fashion Glamazon, Lingerie Designer), Katy Perry (modern starlet, desired of lesbians galore), and Emma Watson (Hermione!), @ yesterday’s Christian Dior Ready-to-Wear collection show.

 

Who knew Anna Wintour had a gorgeous daughter? September 28, 2008

Check out famous Vogue editor Anna Wintour’s daughter, Bee Shaffer, at Fashion Rocks.  Anna Wintour, who supposedly inspired the horrendously cruel and demanding boss in “The Devil Wears Prada”, had Bee with her ex-husband David Shaffer, a child psychologist.  They divorced in 1999.

 

Anna & Bee.

Anna & Bee.

How awful must it have been to grow up with Anna Wintour and a child psychologist for parents?  WRETCHED.  Hopefully being rich and having fabulous clothes all the time have been a bit of compensation.