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Kate Fugson January 6, 2009

Filed under: Celebrities,Fashion police — DesigningDiva @ 3:09 pm
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K-Fug at the premiere of Bride WarsOk, so wtf is up with this dress? First of all, the cut at the top is not doing K-Fug any favors. There is like ZERO support in that thing. She has a serious case of pancake boob, not to mention that it looks like the thing could come down at any moment because of a sheer lack of anything it could adhear itself to on Hudson’s body.

The idea of a fishtail dress is to show off curves, or to help create them. But that top is completely covering where her hips should be and it looks like it needs to be hoisted up about 4 inches and possibly worn under a smart suit with a pencil skirt or something as an “accent” piece. But as a full gown, it’s not working for me.

Also, that pattern is totally crazy. It looks like something a whimsical drag queen named Gia Metrica might wear, or something Glenn Close’s character Cruella Deville would have worn in 101 Dalmations. Next time, Hudson should stick to something a little more “safe” and leave the craziness to someone else like Chloe Sevigny or Bjork.

 

Christina Aguilera has been looking like a TRANNY. October 5, 2008

Christina, what is going on with your makeup lately?  You look.  Like a tranny.

 

Hot mess.

Hot mess.

 

OMG, seriously.  Who is doing her makeup!?

OMG, seriously. Who is doing her makeup!?

 

I guess I’m not THAT surprised though.  Miss Chris is not exactly known for her subtle fashion sense. Remember this?

 

There just isn't a good excuse for that hair.  That ass, on the other hand...

There just isn't a good excuse for that hair. That ass, on the other hand...

 I miss smokin’ hot Christina.  Come back mami!

 

Hey sexy!

Hey sexy!

 

Brooke Hogan has no taste, continued… October 3, 2008

White trash runs in the Hogan family.

Check out Brooke Hogan, at the Bejeweled Swimwear show on October 1st.

Why won't someone LOVE ME, already!?

Why won't someone just LOVE ME, already?!

Take note, all you tan-a-holics: too much fake tanning makes you look like you’re 20 years older than you are!  No one wants to date a leather face.

 

(P.S.  Did you guys see that her mom was recently arrested for speeding, 20 miles over the limit?  No joke.  And this is after her son got in such a huge speeding wreck his best friend, 22-year old John Graziano, is in a coma and will likely remain so.  What a f@#$ing douchebag.)

 

Trash, trash, trash.

Trash, trash, trash.

 

Princesses Fug & Fuglier, at your service.

Poor Sarah Ferguson.  I’m going to be really sad if my kids are as unfortunate as hers are.  Because let’s face it – there’s no way you can’t take that shit personally.

 

Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie @ the launch of Form, a luxury menswear brand designed by Petra Ecclestone - the 19-year-old daughter of F1 millionaire Bernie Ecclestone.

Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie @ the launch of Form, a luxury menswear brand designed by Petra Ecclestone - the 19-year-old daughter of F1 millionaire Bernie Ecclestone.

At least Eugenie dresses moderately, doesn’t have crazy eyes, and knows to keep her mouth shut.  Princess Beatrice, on the other hand, is dressed in an apron (as befits a redheaded stepchild).  Can’t she afford a stylist?  I don’t understand!

 

More Lacroix nuttiness. October 1, 2008

Ok, so my first thought when I saw this picture was, “Is that Lisa Marie?”

NOT a good sign.

There is WAY too much going on here.

There is WAY too much going on here.

Although maybe it’s more the sulky face that reminds me of Lisa Marie.  If she didn’t scoop this number up, however, I’m sure Cher or Celine Dion would be ON it!

 

Christian Lacroix is being too literal.

Fashion is art, and art should be INSPIRED, not imitative.  I’m not a fan of this ensemble, part of the Christian Lacroix Ready To Wear Spring 2009 collection that was launched today as a part of Paris fashion week.

This is just way too literal, right?

Ech.

Ech.

What actual toreadors (bull fighters) look like in costume:

Escamillo, before he kills Carmen in the opera.

Escamillo, before he kills Carmen in the opera.

 

The hat thing, on the other hand, is NOT working for me. September 29, 2008

This is SO ugly, you guys.  So ugly.

 

Former O.C. stars Mischa Barton & Rachel Bilson, both in awful hats/hairdos this past week.

Former O.C. stars Mischa Barton & Rachel Bilson, both in awful hats/hairdos this past week.

 

Sluts of the week: September 28, 2008

I don’t feel like this post needs explaining.  Picture = 1000 words, etc.

1. Tracy Bingham

Do you know that I can see your nipple?

Do you know that I can see your nipple?

2. Aubrey O’Day, again.

animal abuse & inappropriate clothing.

No surprises here: animal abuse & inappropriate clothing.

 3.  Honorary extension from last week for extreme levels of stuttification: Aubrey O’Day.

Working the pole topless for a Complex Magazine photo shoot.

Working the pole topless for a Complex Magazine photo shoot.

What a ho.  This isn't a photoshoot.  It's a normal night @ her skeevy manager's place.

What a ho. This isn't a photo shoot. This is a normal night at her skeevy manager's place.

 

Solange Knowles has NO STYLE. September 24, 2008

My friend Emily was surfing the web whiled bored at work the other day, and came across some pics of Solange Knowles in some very special outfits.  The stress of being Beyonce’s sister has totally pushed Solange over the edge.  Oh my Jesus.

Solange Knowles at the Conde Nast Media Group’s celebration of the 5th anniversary of Fashion Rocks at Radio City Music Hall in New York City.

Wtf is this, Solange? ANSWER ME!

 

Although admittedly, she’s not known for grasp of haute couture.  Case in point:

 

I can't even begin to understand this outfit.

I can't even begin to understand what's going on here.

 

J. Lo-ve handles September 23, 2008

Ok, so I know this might make me a bad person, but I seriously love it when the snotty bitches get pregnant, look angry and inconvenienced for nine months, pop one or two little HollyBabies out, and immediately get right back at the biz…only to discover they’re BUSTED.

Case in point:

Bold, beautiful, and back-fat-alicious!

Bold, beautiful, and back-fat-alicious!

I was pretty sure J Lo was headed in that direction when I saw her in this outfit, still claiming to be fetus-free.

Because nothing screams, “I’M STILL HOT, YOU BITCHES!” like light blue stretchy polyester stretch pants that a herd of butterflies threw up on.