Lindsay Lohan wants to adopt a baby with her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson, according the new issue of Marie Claire magazine. They’ve JUST come out of the closet as a couple, so the next logical step is clearly a celebrity adoption. After all, why would people care about her now that the gay quesiton has been answered? Apparently she wants either “a child in need or a newborn from another country. I’m not sure yet.” Lordy.
How is this a good idea? This bitch has been in rehab like nine times in the past two years (that’s a totally made-up figure, by the way, so don’t quote me. But for real – it’s a lot.), her family is a complete disaster, and we have pictures of suspicious cuts on her arms – indicating self-harm – from mere months ago. Not only that, but she’s reportedly off the wagon again hardcore, partying with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson at all her DJ gigs. NEWSFLASH: babies are not hobbies! They are something you commit to loving and caring for for the rest of your life. FFS.
Lindsay and her man recently enjoyed the waves in sunny Mexico. Having admitted to their relationship, they were finally able to be as lovey and affectionate as they wanted.
Not that they weren’t before, but whatever.