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Amy Winehouse is freaking DISGUSTING September 25, 2008

 

Cracky McSnortHouse

Cracky McSnortHouse

 

Why are all the best talents out there total lunatics and druggies?  So sad.  The latest in the ongoing trash heap that is Amy Winehouse’s life is that she’s apparently been returning borrowed designer gowns covered in puke and mold.  

SERIOUSLY?  Who does that?  You have to be in a real state to not even consider getting the fucking things dry-cleaned before you return them.  Filthy!

 

Amy supposedly missed her own birthday party b/c she feels TOO UGLY.  DUH!

Amy supposedly missed her own birthday party b/c she feels TOO UGLY. DUH!

 

The UK Sun spoke to an insider, who revealed, “Harvey Nichols [a fancy British department store] loaned Amy £25k’s worth of silk and satin dresses. Unfortunately, while wearing one of the frocks, she went on an all-night bender. She ended up in the loos, where she was violently sick. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty. She eventually couriered them back on Monday, but didn’t wrap them separately. So sick had gone on all the clothes. Even worse, green, furry mould had developed on some gowns, making them unwearable. The store publicists weren’t best pleased. They send stuff out to celebs all the time, but it never gets into such a state. I doubt Amy will be sent any more designer gear for a while and the store has now asked for its £25k back.”

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Jordan Price is such a blowup doll. September 24, 2008

Here is an example who doesn’t even get CLOSE to understanding the meaning of appropriate.  Here she is on London’s Regent Street during the launch of her new perfume, Besotted.  Seriously.  She’s made of plastic.

 

 

Is she really necessary?

Is she really necessary?

Her only setting is Porn Star.

Her only setting is Porn Star.

 Here are a few other examples of British glamour model Katie “Jordan” Price’s classy taste in launch-event-wear:

Who wears this to the launch of their autobiography?  Is it about her secret life as a luscious superhero?

Who wears this to the launch of their autobiography? Is it about her secret life as a luscious superhero?

 

FFS.

FFS.

 

Facebook in real life September 23, 2008

Filed under: I'm bored.,Make me laugh,Satire,Video Awesomness — DesigningDiva @ 11:29 pm
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This is a fabulously funny video my new Danish friend Kathrine turned me onto, in which a British guy goes to an old school friend’s home and proceeds to “poke” him, “write on his wall”, and do many of the other things that are interaction options on Facebook.  It doesn’t translate to real life well at all, and hilarity ensues.