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Kirstie Allie is fat again. And PISSED. September 29, 2008

Kirstie Allie is over it.




And she wants everyone to know it, too.


Why are Justin & Jessica always so pissed? September 24, 2008

Seriously.  I was so excited when they got together, because let’s be honest, they would make beautiful babies.  His talent and her ass (although hopefully not her teeth or his hair…) – brilliant!  But ever since they got together, every picture I see of them looks like they just had a hearty serving of stick up the ass.  WTF?

Well fine then.  We don't like you either, bitches.

Well fine then. We don't like you either, bitches.


J. Lo-ve handles September 23, 2008

Ok, so I know this might make me a bad person, but I seriously love it when the snotty bitches get pregnant, look angry and inconvenienced for nine months, pop one or two little HollyBabies out, and immediately get right back at the biz…only to discover they’re BUSTED.

Case in point:

Bold, beautiful, and back-fat-alicious!

Bold, beautiful, and back-fat-alicious!

I was pretty sure J Lo was headed in that direction when I saw her in this outfit, still claiming to be fetus-free.

Because nothing screams, “I’M STILL HOT, YOU BITCHES!” like light blue stretchy polyester stretch pants that a herd of butterflies threw up on.