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Hustler is making a spoof porn about Sarah Palin. Amazing! October 4, 2008

I love TMZ for these types of tidbits:

Sarah Palin is officially a legend! Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike titled “Nailin’ Paylin.” The spelling is sic and so is Hustler. You betcha!


The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who “will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door.” In another scene — a flashback — “young Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!”

There’s also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.

The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.

The chick they’ve just hired to play Clinton in the three-way is well-known adult film star Nina Hartley. =)

 

I love this firstly because it’s hilarious, and secondly because it goes to the heart of the issue better than any reasoned rant by a political pundit.  Sarah Palin is popular because she’s a MILF.  The men want to do her, the women want to be her, and everyone can imagine sharing a low-cost drink with her – such as a fitty or some boxed wine.  All of which is fine and good, but THOSE ARE NOT THE QUALIFICATIONS FOR A FUTURE VICE PRESIDENT.  Hello!  

Seriously, think about it.  If Hillary Clinton had the qualifications of Sarah Palin, people would laugh her right out of the race.  Don’t even TRY to tell me they wouldn’t, because I would believe you.  Because you’d be lying.  

I’m just saying.

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Blast from the past: the hilarious/creepy laughing quadruplets October 1, 2008

This is one of my favorite videos of all time, because it just makes me crack up.  It’s also sort of chilren-of-the-corn-ish (not unlike Abby Corn-ish, the ugly home-wrecker).

 

It’s not nearly as creepy as this video of children singing “Hail Obama”, however.  I’m not sure who thought this was going to be determining factor for the (according to CNN today) 8% of undecided voters, but seriously.  Please stop helping. 

 

Only Dita could pull this off…

Gorgeous, glamorous, and totally her own woman, Dita Von Teese rocks the red carpet at the Patrick DeMarchelier Exposition in Paris, France (9/29/08).

The one and only Dita Von Teese.

The one and only Dita Von Teese.

Although you know she had a front-row seat, and was calmly preventing everyone behind her from seeing the show.   Oh well.  I guess that’s your right when you put in that much work being fabulous for the world’s entertainment.

Update: More Dita at Paris’ fashion week.  Here she is at the Gaultier show.

Class act.

What a class act, and I LOVE those shoes. Sexy!

 

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson – bikini mamas on vacation. September 30, 2008

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, who recently came out as a lesbian couple to DJ Ted Stryker, on Loveline, were spotted on vacation in Mexico this week.  Even though Manthy is clearly the butch of the relationship, she’s pictured wearing a blue and pink bikini.  It sort of makes her a little more vulnerable and likable, I think.

Lindsay & her MAN, @ the beach.

Lindsay & her MAN, @ the beach.

Samantha sort of has a weird body, but Lindsay’s body is refreshingly AWESOME.  She’s totally off the wagon, but it sort of seems to agree with her, don’t you think?

Awww...

Awww...

I love that there are all these hot superstar lesbians these days.  As much as people new to to the homosexual thing tend to be more comfortable with the idea of girl on girl on a personal level, gay men were more culturally excepted in major media.  Now we have Ellen, Portia, Lindsay, Samantha, Melissa, Michele, and – unfortunately – Rosie.  Regardless, it’s awesome!

Ellen Degeneres & Portia de Rossi, who recently wed in California.

Ellen Degeneres & Portia de Rossi, who recently wed in California.

 

Alicia Keys & Jack White drop Bond theme song video

Check out the hotness that is “Another Way to Die”, the theme song for the next Bond movie that Alicia Keys and Jack White cowrote – after Amy Winehouse cracked her way out of the original commission:

(Ok – I have to admit that I wrote this post before I actually

 

Facebook in real life September 23, 2008

Filed under: I'm bored.,Make me laugh,Satire,Video Awesomness — DesigningDiva @ 11:29 pm
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This is a fabulously funny video my new Danish friend Kathrine turned me onto, in which a British guy goes to an old school friend’s home and proceeds to “poke” him, “write on his wall”, and do many of the other things that are interaction options on Facebook.  It doesn’t translate to real life well at all, and hilarity ensues.  

 

Daily Dose of Cute, with a twist…

I was scoping out Etsy (a site where people can sell their arts & crafts) today, and came across this awesome chic Amelia who makes “Unique Dog Portraits out of Wool and More”.  Her likenesses are amazing!  Check it out:

You looking at us?

You looking at us?

She even got the mournful eyes!

She even got the mournful eyes!

Bellies + Sunshine = HAPPY

Bellies + Sunshine = HAPPY