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Hilarious Video: 3rd Race at the Honeymoon is Over Downs October 4, 2008

You must watch this.  It’s pretty priceless.

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Brooke Hogan has no taste, continued… October 3, 2008

White trash runs in the Hogan family.

Check out Brooke Hogan, at the Bejeweled Swimwear show on October 1st.

Why won't someone LOVE ME, already!?

Why won't someone just LOVE ME, already?!

Take note, all you tan-a-holics: too much fake tanning makes you look like you’re 20 years older than you are!  No one wants to date a leather face.

 

(P.S.  Did you guys see that her mom was recently arrested for speeding, 20 miles over the limit?  No joke.  And this is after her son got in such a huge speeding wreck his best friend, 22-year old John Graziano, is in a coma and will likely remain so.  What a f@#$ing douchebag.)

 

Trash, trash, trash.

Trash, trash, trash.

 

If Pee-Wee Herman had a favorite toy…

It would be Baby Wee Wee.

Also, what’s up with the creepy little girl in the back who keeps whining in a high-pitched voice, “Baby Wee Wee!  Wee Wee! Wee Wee!”  

Wrong.

 

OMG, you guys. This is SO WRONG.

Thanks, failblog.org, for this tidy bit of epic FAIL!

 

God forgive me, for I have sinned.

God forgive me, for I have sinned.

I’m going to hell, for sure.

 

Seal just came out with a new album of covers, and it’s AWESOME.

Remember Seal?  “Kiss from a Rose” Seal, or “Crazy” Seal?  Well, he’s coming out with a new album of covers, produced by Warner Brothers, and he just dropped the video for the first single.  It’s a sick cover of Sam Cooke’s classic hit Change is Gonna Come.  Boy can SING!

 

Hillary Clinton on last night’s VP debate.

Hillary Clinton is such a diplomat!  Hilarious.  Check out what she had to say about the two candidates for VP, below:

My roomies and I totally think he's handsome in an older guy kind of way.

My roomies and I totally think he's handsome in an older guy kind of way.

On Joe Biden:

She said, “Joe Biden was great. He put forward a flawless performance. I, like probably everybody else watching, was so moved by the authentic grief that caught in his throat when he talked about his own personal experience.”

Clinton is referring to Joe’s statement last night that he knew what it was like to raise children as a single parent, and that Palin should never question that.  His wife and daughter were killed years ago in a car accident that also severely injured his two sons.

I really hope I don't have to look at this face for four more years.

I really hope I don't have to look at this face for four more years.

On Sarah Palin:

“I think she’s very good. I always thought she would do well. It’s amazing. She’s been thrust into the national spotlight with very little preparation.”

Translation: “I can’t believe this stupid, small-town bitch is still on the ticket.  She has no experience.  At all. Why, God, WHY?”

Pretty funny, right?  

Do you think Biden was a better choice than Clinton, or the other way around?

 

Princesses Fug & Fuglier, at your service.

Poor Sarah Ferguson.  I’m going to be really sad if my kids are as unfortunate as hers are.  Because let’s face it – there’s no way you can’t take that shit personally.

 

Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie @ the launch of Form, a luxury menswear brand designed by Petra Ecclestone - the 19-year-old daughter of F1 millionaire Bernie Ecclestone.

Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie @ the launch of Form, a luxury menswear brand designed by Petra Ecclestone - the 19-year-old daughter of F1 millionaire Bernie Ecclestone.

At least Eugenie dresses moderately, doesn’t have crazy eyes, and knows to keep her mouth shut.  Princess Beatrice, on the other hand, is dressed in an apron (as befits a redheaded stepchild).  Can’t she afford a stylist?  I don’t understand!