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Christian Lacroix is being too literal. October 1, 2008

Fashion is art, and art should be INSPIRED, not imitative.  I’m not a fan of this ensemble, part of the Christian Lacroix Ready To Wear Spring 2009 collection that was launched today as a part of Paris fashion week.

This is just way too literal, right?

Ech.

Ech.

What actual toreadors (bull fighters) look like in costume:

Escamillo, before he kills Carmen in the opera.

Escamillo, before he kills Carmen in the opera.

 

Kirstie Allie is fat again. And PISSED. September 29, 2008

Kirstie Allie is over it.

 

HI-larious.

HI-larious.

And she wants everyone to know it, too.

 

Audrina Partridge has a HOT SISTER!

Who apparently peed her pants. =P

 

The hat thing, on the other hand, is NOT working for me.

This is SO ugly, you guys.  So ugly.

 

Former O.C. stars Mischa Barton & Rachel Bilson, both in awful hats/hairdos this past week.

Former O.C. stars Mischa Barton & Rachel Bilson, both in awful hats/hairdos this past week.

 

Why is Tom always leading Katie around?

Is he THAT insecure in his manhood that he has to pull her around like a bitch on a lead all the time?  QUIT IT, you scientology freak!

TomKat, out for dinner in New York this weekend.

TomKat, out for dinner in New York this past weekend.

Second of all, why are they always so matchy-matchy?  It’s like Tom thinks that if they don’t wear the same clothes, have the same haircuts, and walk around attached at the wrist, no one will know she BELONGS to him.  Ridiculous.  

Katie in Tom's manacles, in Feb. 2008.

Katie in Tom's manacles in Feb. 2008.

Katie, honey, please stand up for yourself.  Don’t stoop to that short wacko’s level, literally or figuratively. By all accounts, your performance on Broadway in “All My Sons” is excellent, you’re adorable, and – other than the pegged jeans phase – you’ve become a fashion maven.  Own it!

 

Amy Winehouse is freaking DISGUSTING September 25, 2008

 

Cracky McSnortHouse

Cracky McSnortHouse

 

Why are all the best talents out there total lunatics and druggies?  So sad.  The latest in the ongoing trash heap that is Amy Winehouse’s life is that she’s apparently been returning borrowed designer gowns covered in puke and mold.  

SERIOUSLY?  Who does that?  You have to be in a real state to not even consider getting the fucking things dry-cleaned before you return them.  Filthy!

 

Amy supposedly missed her own birthday party b/c she feels TOO UGLY.  DUH!

Amy supposedly missed her own birthday party b/c she feels TOO UGLY. DUH!

 

The UK Sun spoke to an insider, who revealed, “Harvey Nichols [a fancy British department store] loaned Amy £25k’s worth of silk and satin dresses. Unfortunately, while wearing one of the frocks, she went on an all-night bender. She ended up in the loos, where she was violently sick. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty. She eventually couriered them back on Monday, but didn’t wrap them separately. So sick had gone on all the clothes. Even worse, green, furry mould had developed on some gowns, making them unwearable. The store publicists weren’t best pleased. They send stuff out to celebs all the time, but it never gets into such a state. I doubt Amy will be sent any more designer gear for a while and the store has now asked for its £25k back.”

 

Jordan Price is such a blowup doll. September 24, 2008

Here is an example who doesn’t even get CLOSE to understanding the meaning of appropriate.  Here she is on London’s Regent Street during the launch of her new perfume, Besotted.  Seriously.  She’s made of plastic.

 

 

Is she really necessary?

Is she really necessary?

Her only setting is Porn Star.

Her only setting is Porn Star.

 Here are a few other examples of British glamour model Katie “Jordan” Price’s classy taste in launch-event-wear:

Who wears this to the launch of their autobiography?  Is it about her secret life as a luscious superhero?

Who wears this to the launch of their autobiography? Is it about her secret life as a luscious superhero?

 

FFS.

FFS.