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Shiloh is getting so BIG! October 7, 2008

Angelina Jolie was snapped out walking with kids Pax (4), Zahara (3), and Shiloh Nouvel (2) yesterday in New Orleans, Louisiana.

Shiloh is already half the size of Angelina!  I wonder if she’ll be tall like her daddy?

 

First pics of Henry Story Driver, Minnie Driver’s baby boy! October 6, 2008

Little Henry Story Driver is such a cute little CHUNK!  I love it!  Wee Henry was born to Minnie Driver, best known for costarring with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck in Good Will Hunting, on September 9th.

Minnie, who is currently starring on the FX cable TV series “The Riches” with British comedian Eddie Izzard, has refused to divulge the identity of the baby daddy.  There is speculation, however, that it’s musician Craig Zolezzi.

Craig Zolezzi

Despite lots of pressure to spill the beans, Minnie has stayed strong and maintained her privacy.  She doesn’t care what anyone thinks of her having a child “out of wedlock”, and I admire for it.  She’s even gone so far as to tell the New York Post, “I’m not married and I don’t know if I’ll stay with the guy.”

You tell ’em, Minnie.

She also said, “It’s great to be an independent creature. Today you don’t need a man any more.  In the old days, a baby without marriage and people would put you out. I’m very into feeling this female thing.”

Me too!

What do you guys think?

 

Sweet Jesus, Lindsay Lohan wants a baby. October 3, 2008

Lindsay Lohan wants to adopt a baby with her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson, according the new issue of Marie Claire magazine.  They’ve JUST come out of the closet as a couple, so the next logical step is clearly a celebrity adoption.  After all, why would people care about her now that the gay quesiton has been answered?  Apparently she wants either “a child in need or a newborn from another country. I’m not sure yet.”  Lordy.

How is this a good idea? This bitch has been in rehab like nine times in the past two years (that’s a totally made-up figure, by the way, so don’t quote me.  But for real – it’s a lot.), her family is a complete disaster, and we have pictures of suspicious cuts on her arms – indicating self-harm – from mere months ago.  Not only that, but she’s reportedly off the wagon again hardcore, partying with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson at all her DJ gigs.  NEWSFLASH:  babies are not hobbies!  They are something you commit to loving and caring for for the rest of your life.  FFS.

She's stunning, I'll admit.  But stunningly ready to raise a child?  HELL to the NO.

She's stunning, I'll admit. But stunningly ready to raise a child? HELL to the NO.

Lindsay and her man recently enjoyed the waves in sunny Mexico.  Having admitted to their relationship, they were finally able to be as lovey and affectionate as they wanted.

Not that they weren’t before, but whatever.

Lohan & Ronson, before admitting they were together.  No worries gals, NO ONE KNEW.

Lohan & Ronson, before admitting they were together. No worries gals, NO ONE KNEW.

 

The truth comes out about Sharon Stone! September 30, 2008

TMZ.com is reporting that the judge in Sharon Stone’s custody case has released the “Tentative Statement of Decision”, and it basically says that Sharon Stone is a terrible mother!  Check it out:

“Among many things, the judge says, “Mother appears to overreact to many medical issues involving Roan.” In one case, the judge describes Stone believing Roan had a spinal condition, but “there was no evidence to support this allegation.”

And then the court says, “Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child.”

The judge differentiated very distinctly the difference between Bronstein and Stone, saying, “Father has championed for Roan’s well-being out of, what appears to this Court, nothing less than the unconditional love for his son. Unfortunately, and for unexplained reasons, it appears that Mother did not involve herself to the extent she could or should have in this process … Mother has attempted to put up roadblocks to Roan’s getting help, or has decided against participating in his care.”

The judge goes on: “Unfortunately, the problem caused by Mother’s overreactions is painfully real for this child.”

There are many other specifics that we won’t publish. 

The judge says at one point, responding to Stone’s argument that she put her career on hold for Roan, “If Mother has, in fact, limited her career to make herself available for Roan, she has done little to make this evident to Roan, his school or this Court.””

Yikes.

Yikes.

WHAT?  She kind of seems like she’d be crazy in ‘real life though’, doesn’t she?  She’s a bit strange and plastic and a total, unabashed cougar – but in a fatal attraction kind of way.  Sometimes I’m think to myself, “Damn, Sharon – you look good for 50!”.  But then it comes out that she tried to botox her child’s feet. Say what?  

WHO DOES THAT?

 

Daily Dose of Cute: Celebrity Babies September 29, 2008

Little Matilda Rose Ledger looks so much like her daddy!

I was so glad to hear that Ledger’s family has decided to “gift” Heath’s entire $20 million estate to wee Matilda.  Finally, a Hollywood family doesn’t succumb to greed!  Must be where Heath got his character from. 

Matilda with her mommy, actress Michele Williams.

 

Sharon Stone still has custody of her son? September 28, 2008

So, Sharon Stone apparently still has custody of her son, as the court clerk wrote BOTH of the following statements on Sept. 12:

1.  Phil Brontein, Sharon’s ex, “shall have permanent sole physical custody of child.”

2.  “Custody, visitation, holiday and vacation schedule shall remain in place as outlined on 10/4/07 order.” The 10/4/07 order is, of course, that which gave both Sharon and her ex-hubby joint custody of their son Roan. 

So…wtf?  Does she have custody or not?

 

Who knew Anna Wintour had a gorgeous daughter?

Check out famous Vogue editor Anna Wintour’s daughter, Bee Shaffer, at Fashion Rocks.  Anna Wintour, who supposedly inspired the horrendously cruel and demanding boss in “The Devil Wears Prada”, had Bee with her ex-husband David Shaffer, a child psychologist.  They divorced in 1999.

 

Anna & Bee.

Anna & Bee.

How awful must it have been to grow up with Anna Wintour and a child psychologist for parents?  WRETCHED.  Hopefully being rich and having fabulous clothes all the time have been a bit of compensation.