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Stars come out for Women In Hollywood Tribute October 7, 2008

The ladies really came together last night for Elle magazine’s 15th annual Women in Hollywood Tribute.  Some of them were as fashion fabulous as always, while others were … not.  Let the glamour begin:

“HOT” COUTURE:

Nicole Kidman, in a gorgeous green dress & salmon heels.  My favorite part, however, is the stylish oversized clutch!

Nicole Kidman, in a gorgeous green dress & salmon heels. My favorite part, however, is the stylish over-sized clutch!

Anne Hathaway, stunning as usual.

Anne Hathaway, stunning as usual. Check out the foxy shoes!

Halle Berry.  The dress is a bit unusual, and not doing amazing things for her post-Nahla tummy.  That being said, it's a beautiful silhouette, something the red carpet hasn't seen, and - of course - she's pulling it off.

Halle Berry. The dress is a bit unusual, and not doing amazing things for her post-Nahla tummy. That being said, it's a beautiful silhouette, something the red carpet hasn't seen, and - of course - she's pulling it off.

NOT COUTURE:

This dress is sooooooo boring, shapeless, unflattering, and unfashionable.  Also, I'm sort of just sick of Eva Mendes' FACE.

TThis dress is sooooooo boring, shapeless, unflattering, and unfashionable. Also, I'm sort of just sick of Eva Mendes' FACE.

It's not so much that I hate this dress as that I hate Nicolette Sheridan.  She has such a nasty, conniving face.  She also doesn't know how to carry herself.  No matter what she's wearing, it reads "I'm a cougar.  I'm still sexy.  Do me!"  Gross.

It's not so much that I hate this dress as that I hate Nicolette Sheridan. She has such a nasty, conniving face. She also doesn't know how to carry herself. No matter what she's wearing, it reads "I'm a cougar. I'm still sexy. Do me!" Gross.

Ok - this one is totally the dress' fault.  I love Jenny McCarthy, but there is too much happening on this dress.  It looks she intercepted some curtains bound for a Victorian museum somewhere.  Suffocating and overly elaborate.

Ok - this one is totally the dress' fault. I love Jenny McCarthy, but there is too much happening on this dress. It looks she intercepted some curtains bound for a Victorian museum somewhere. Suffocating and overly elaborate.

 

Sweet Jesus, Lindsay Lohan wants a baby. October 3, 2008

Lindsay Lohan wants to adopt a baby with her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson, according the new issue of Marie Claire magazine.  They’ve JUST come out of the closet as a couple, so the next logical step is clearly a celebrity adoption.  After all, why would people care about her now that the gay quesiton has been answered?  Apparently she wants either “a child in need or a newborn from another country. I’m not sure yet.”  Lordy.

How is this a good idea? This bitch has been in rehab like nine times in the past two years (that’s a totally made-up figure, by the way, so don’t quote me.  But for real – it’s a lot.), her family is a complete disaster, and we have pictures of suspicious cuts on her arms – indicating self-harm – from mere months ago.  Not only that, but she’s reportedly off the wagon again hardcore, partying with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson at all her DJ gigs.  NEWSFLASH:  babies are not hobbies!  They are something you commit to loving and caring for for the rest of your life.  FFS.

She's stunning, I'll admit.  But stunningly ready to raise a child?  HELL to the NO.

She's stunning, I'll admit. But stunningly ready to raise a child? HELL to the NO.

Lindsay and her man recently enjoyed the waves in sunny Mexico.  Having admitted to their relationship, they were finally able to be as lovey and affectionate as they wanted.

Not that they weren’t before, but whatever.

Lohan & Ronson, before admitting they were together.  No worries gals, NO ONE KNEW.

Lohan & Ronson, before admitting they were together. No worries gals, NO ONE KNEW.

 

More Lacroix nuttiness. October 1, 2008

Ok, so my first thought when I saw this picture was, “Is that Lisa Marie?”

NOT a good sign.

There is WAY too much going on here.

There is WAY too much going on here.

Although maybe it’s more the sulky face that reminds me of Lisa Marie.  If she didn’t scoop this number up, however, I’m sure Cher or Celine Dion would be ON it!

 

The truth comes out about Sharon Stone! September 30, 2008

TMZ.com is reporting that the judge in Sharon Stone’s custody case has released the “Tentative Statement of Decision”, and it basically says that Sharon Stone is a terrible mother!  Check it out:

“Among many things, the judge says, “Mother appears to overreact to many medical issues involving Roan.” In one case, the judge describes Stone believing Roan had a spinal condition, but “there was no evidence to support this allegation.”

And then the court says, “Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child.”

The judge differentiated very distinctly the difference between Bronstein and Stone, saying, “Father has championed for Roan’s well-being out of, what appears to this Court, nothing less than the unconditional love for his son. Unfortunately, and for unexplained reasons, it appears that Mother did not involve herself to the extent she could or should have in this process … Mother has attempted to put up roadblocks to Roan’s getting help, or has decided against participating in his care.”

The judge goes on: “Unfortunately, the problem caused by Mother’s overreactions is painfully real for this child.”

There are many other specifics that we won’t publish. 

The judge says at one point, responding to Stone’s argument that she put her career on hold for Roan, “If Mother has, in fact, limited her career to make herself available for Roan, she has done little to make this evident to Roan, his school or this Court.””

Yikes.

Yikes.

WHAT?  She kind of seems like she’d be crazy in ‘real life though’, doesn’t she?  She’s a bit strange and plastic and a total, unabashed cougar – but in a fatal attraction kind of way.  Sometimes I’m think to myself, “Damn, Sharon – you look good for 50!”.  But then it comes out that she tried to botox her child’s feet. Say what?  

WHO DOES THAT?

 

Kirstie Allie is fat again. And PISSED. September 29, 2008

Kirstie Allie is over it.

 

HI-larious.

HI-larious.

And she wants everyone to know it, too.

 

The hat thing, on the other hand, is NOT working for me.

This is SO ugly, you guys.  So ugly.

 

Former O.C. stars Mischa Barton & Rachel Bilson, both in awful hats/hairdos this past week.

Former O.C. stars Mischa Barton & Rachel Bilson, both in awful hats/hairdos this past week.

 

I’m LOVING the crazy-tall high heel trend. More, I say, MORE!

The women of Hollywood are in an arms race, ladies and gentlemen, and deadly-tall high heels are the weapons of choice.  I’m loving it.  First of all, they look sexy as HELL.  Second of all, how much FUN it is to watch all these ridiculously rich, gorgeous, famous celebrities teeter around in ever more ridiculous footwear?

First, Gwyneth hit the Iron Man promotional world tour in like 12 pairs of ridiculous stilettos.  There were a few of the best:

 

Alexander McQueen stilettos.

Alexander McQueen stilettos.

I love the $820 nude lace-print stilettos by Italian designer Giuseppe Zanotti.

I love the $820 nude lace-print stilettos by Italian designer Giuseppe Zanotti.

The Burberry black lace-up patent leather stilettos are my fave.  Sexy, no?

The Burberry black lace-up patent leather stilettos are my fave. Sexy, no?

 

Then Lily Allen decided to bring it:  

 

What's up, bitches?

What's up bitches?

 

And again, with these delicious creations:  

 

Cesare Paciotti Harlequin Platforms.  Gorgeous!

Cesare Paciotti Harlequin Platforms. Gorgeous!

 

And THEN, Posh Spice was like, “Fuck all y’all,” and launched her fragrance in these.  They’re so high, there IS NO HEEL!  

 

Heel-less boots by English-Italian designer Berardi.

Heel-less boots by English-Italian designer Berardi.

 

Awesome.