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Oh honey, no. September 18, 2008

Filed under: Fashion — DesigningDiva @ 9:37 pm
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I don’t really understand how you fuck up Janet.  Not only is she a music icon who deserves better, but she is stunningly beautiful.  I understand she’s a little…chubby.  But so is Jennifer Hudson, and you don’t see her running around in mustard-colored futuristic ski suits that give her cankles, and that draw attention to literally every single “trouble spot” on her body.  HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

 

Janet, proving it is still possible to dance even when all circulation has been cut off at the knee.

Janet, proving it is still possible to dance even when all circulation has been cut off at the knee.

Ok – in case anyone forgot what Janet CAN look like, here’s a reminder:

 

Hey there, pretty!

Hey there, pretty!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If we’re going to go with strange concert outfits, can we at least head a little further in this direction?  

 

Work it girl.

Work it girl.

 

Are we really sure she’s not a man?

Filed under: Fashion,Homorific! — DesigningDiva @ 9:04 pm
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I’m just saying:

 

Manly Versace & her daughter, Anorexia.

Manly Versace & her daughter, Anorexia.

 

My the Fresh untie who?

Filed under: Translation Madness — DesigningDiva @ 6:03 pm
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I’m pretty sure this version of this movie is significantly more entertaining that the original.  Click below to watch the Star Wars prequels get slaughtered in Engrish:

 

 

Bollywood Madness!

Filed under: Translation Madness,Uncategorized — DesigningDiva @ 5:17 pm
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First of all, this video is amazing simply on its own merits.  It’s a great little Bollywood sampler.  But then you get the “translation”, or what the creator of this video thinks the words sound like in English.  The result will have you on your knees.

 

I could not heart Margaret Cho more than I do RIGHT NOW.

Filed under: Homorific! — DesigningDiva @ 5:34 am
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THIS is amazing.  This is a Christian rant that is actually worth listening to!

Margaret Cho, on her blog:

“I’m a Christian, you Fuckers

All kinds of Christians are getting mad about my Sarah Palin comments, and it is pissing me off.

First of all – you fucking fake Christians – don’t fucking question my Christianity. I grew up in the church. My grandfather was a minister, who is with God now and talks to me in my dreams from God’s corner office. I am a former Sunday school teacher. I taught the Bible to children and showed them how to love God and invite him into their hearts. I believe in God – but I don’t fear him. God is my best friend. God is my ally. God is my boyfriend. God is my best fag. I am God’s fag hag cuz didn’t you know, God is a big fag. Serious bottom too. Butch in the streets, femme in the sheets. That is my God. God is my biggest fan. God gets me, dude.

God wants us all to just get along. He doesn’t give a shit about the profanity. The bitch fucking invented profanity. He thinks it is hilarious. He just wants you to talk to him, and he doesn’t care what you have to say. He just wants to keep the conversation going. Like Jay-Z, he just wants to love you. He just wants you to be able to make your own decisions. God is all about you and what you need. God is happy that you are gay. God made you fucking gay cuz he thinks it is awesome. God understands if you need to have an abortion. That is why he created abortion, on the 8th day. God accepts. God forgives. God loves all of us, even though some of us might have a problem with each other.

Don’t fucking question my Christianity you fucking idiot assholes. If you continue to have a problem, then talk to God about it, not me, you fucking racist homophobic misogynist fake Christian shitheads. God thinks it is funny that I swear so much. He said I could use his name in vain or whatever. He just wants me to use it. He loves me. So fuck you. And I guess he loves you too. Even though you are fake Christian assholes. If you were truly Christians, you would let gays get married, and send them fucking presents from Bed Bath and Beyond!

If you truly believed in Jesus, you would try to be like him and love us, fags and dykes and feminists all. God bless you, even you. You fucking fuckers.”