Angelina Jolie was snapped out walking with kids Pax (4), Zahara (3), and Shiloh Nouvel (2) yesterday in New Orleans, Louisiana.
Shiloh is already half the size of Angelina! I wonder if she’ll be tall like her daddy?
A very Bond suprise October 7, 2008
The Daily Mail UK (one of my fav gossip sites) is reporting that new Bond girl Gemma Arterton, who’ll be starring opposite Daniel Craig in the upcoming “Quantum of Solace” flick, was born with six fingers on each hand.
She was apparently operated on as a very young child, in order to have the extra appendages removed, but she still has little bumpy scars to remind her.
Crazy!
She has a beautiful smile, no?
The Daily Mail also recently revealed, in a total spoiler, how Gemma’s character will die in the next Bond film. I won’t let the cat out of the bag, but it has something to do with this:
Ay, mami!
Other than the shit theme song co-written by Alicia Keys and the White Stripes’ Jack White, I’m really pleased with the direction the Bond conglomerate has been heading lately. I will always have a spot in my heart (and bed, let’s be honest) for Pierce Brosnan, but I never really believed he could kick some undercover ass. Daniel Craig, on the other hand, is entirely believable. He’s more of a Roger Moore type of Bond – rough around the edges, not formulaicly handsome, and, well, ROCK DIESEL. Gemma is also not a standard beauty. Her body obviously has that tall, leggy Geena Davis thing happening. But her face is a little quirky, and to me that makes her a) a more interesting character, and b) MORE beautiful.
So, you know, good work Bond Enterprises. Good work. (Now get a new theme song, and pronto!)
Stars come out for Women In Hollywood Tribute October 7, 2008
The ladies really came together last night for Elle magazine’s 15th annual Women in Hollywood Tribute. Some of them were as fashion fabulous as always, while others were … not. Let the glamour begin:
“HOT” COUTURE:
Nicole Kidman, in a gorgeous green dress & salmon heels. My favorite part, however, is the stylish over-sized clutch!
Anne Hathaway, stunning as usual. Check out the foxy shoes!
Halle Berry. The dress is a bit unusual, and not doing amazing things for her post-Nahla tummy. That being said, it's a beautiful silhouette, something the red carpet hasn't seen, and - of course - she's pulling it off.
NOT COUTURE:
TThis dress is sooooooo boring, shapeless, unflattering, and unfashionable. Also, I'm sort of just sick of Eva Mendes' FACE.
It's not so much that I hate this dress as that I hate Nicolette Sheridan. She has such a nasty, conniving face. She also doesn't know how to carry herself. No matter what she's wearing, it reads "I'm a cougar. I'm still sexy. Do me!" Gross.
Ok - this one is totally the dress' fault. I love Jenny McCarthy, but there is too much happening on this dress. It looks she intercepted some curtains bound for a Victorian museum somewhere. Suffocating and overly elaborate.
Christina Aguilera has been looking like a TRANNY. October 5, 2008
Christina, what is going on with your makeup lately? You look. Like a tranny.
Hot mess.
OMG, seriously. Who is doing her makeup!?
I guess I’m not THAT surprised though. Miss Chris is not exactly known for her subtle fashion sense. Remember this?
There just isn't a good excuse for that hair. That ass, on the other hand...
I miss smokin’ hot Christina. Come back mami!
Hey sexy!
Seal just came out with a new album of covers, and it’s AWESOME. October 3, 2008
Remember Seal? “Kiss from a Rose” Seal, or “Crazy” Seal? Well, he’s coming out with a new album of covers, produced by Warner Brothers, and he just dropped the video for the first single. It’s a sick cover of Sam Cooke’s classic hit Change is Gonna Come. Boy can SING!
Sweet Jesus, Lindsay Lohan wants a baby. October 3, 2008
Lindsay Lohan wants to adopt a baby with her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson, according the new issue of Marie Claire magazine. They’ve JUST come out of the closet as a couple, so the next logical step is clearly a celebrity adoption. After all, why would people care about her now that the gay quesiton has been answered? Apparently she wants either “a child in need or a newborn from another country. I’m not sure yet.” Lordy.
How is this a good idea? This bitch has been in rehab like nine times in the past two years (that’s a totally made-up figure, by the way, so don’t quote me. But for real – it’s a lot.), her family is a complete disaster, and we have pictures of suspicious cuts on her arms – indicating self-harm – from mere months ago. Not only that, but she’s reportedly off the wagon again hardcore, partying with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson at all her DJ gigs. NEWSFLASH: babies are not hobbies! They are something you commit to loving and caring for for the rest of your life. FFS.
She's stunning, I'll admit. But stunningly ready to raise a child? HELL to the NO.
Lindsay and her man recently enjoyed the waves in sunny Mexico. Having admitted to their relationship, they were finally able to be as lovey and affectionate as they wanted.
…
Not that they weren’t before, but whatever.
Lohan & Ronson, before admitting they were together. No worries gals, NO ONE KNEW.
I can’t wait to see THIS full spread. October 3, 2008
Lily Cole just posed for French playboy, in a take on 60s style. It’s sort of a Twiggy meets Pink Ladies (Grease) vibe, don’t you think?
Hotness!
As a famous international supermodel, this is definitely not the first time this sexy Brit has gone the full monty. She surprisingly voluptuous, isn’t she?
She's a natural redhead with natural breasts. Not too shabby!
Oh, Karl Lagerfeld. October 1, 2008
It’s good to know the old coot still has a sense of humor.
Part of the Karl Lagerfeld RTW Spring 2009 Collection, at Paris Fashion Week today.
This collection is totally Aeon Flux, don’t you think?
Miss Charlize is the only person I can think of who might be able to make this look work. Ready to wear, my ass.
See what I mean?
Only Dita could pull this off… October 1, 2008
Gorgeous, glamorous, and totally her own woman, Dita Von Teese rocks the red carpet at the Patrick DeMarchelier Exposition in Paris, France (9/29/08).
The one and only Dita Von Teese.
Although you know she had a front-row seat, and was calmly preventing everyone behind her from seeing the show. Oh well. I guess that’s your right when you put in that much work being fabulous for the world’s entertainment.
Update: More Dita at Paris’ fashion week. Here she is at the Gaultier show.
What a class act, and I LOVE those shoes. Sexy!
Anne Hathaway is so freaking beautiful! October 1, 2008
Anne Hathaway appeared on the David Letterman Show in NYC yesterday, looking stunning as always.
Work it girl!
Looks like she got a little embarassed when Letterman quizzed her about her 30-year old ex-boyfriend, conman Raffaello Follieri. He was arrested on suspicion of fraud this past June, and pleaded guilty to 14 charges just three months later.
Don't worry baby girl - I'll be your bf!
I’m sure she’ll get a chance to have some cathartic closure this weekend though, when she’ll be hosting Saturday Night Live. You can bet I’ll be tuning in to THAT!
